Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The White Trash Pyramids


Sometimes, words cannot truly convey the emotional and sheer eloquence of the visual evidence. Let me take you on a tour into the designer elegance of Mormonism. Is that real Corinthian leather? The tastefully layered and restrained opulence of a Marriot Inn hotel lobby tells you with out a doubt this is a class act. In fact the Marriot Hotel chain is a Mormon owned enterprise. They must have gotten a really good deal on the wall light sconces.
Maybe a tasteful touch of neon? No, we don't want to draw attention to ourselves....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't even want to know what they use that tub of water on the back of bulls for. Probably for the obvious, to cleanse away all the bullshit.

microdot said...

communal urine drug testing? heck, it beats me...virgin cleansing and deflowering by the elders? do you know any mormon virgins?
a vat for washing the special mormon underwear...
are there a separate ones for the male and female undergarments?