Sunday, December 06, 2009

The Perfect Sponsor



Here's Mr. Glenn Beck shamelessly huckstering his latest marketing scheme which is guaranteed to make a few bucks by exploiting the voyeuristic fascination that America is addicted to with reality television and having their publicly guarded emotions shamelessl manipulated in ahhh, err, "private".
Yes, indeed, Mr. Beck is hawking his latest product, something greasy, something queasy called The Christmas Sweater....but after watching a few trailers for the fim and his own pandering performance, I am beginning to realize that the "Sweater" in question is not an article of apparel, but Mr. Glenn, himself. Have you ever seen a human rely on sweat so much, shed so many tears and who knows what other bodily fluids to pull at your tender little heartstrings? I won't mention the incremetal amount of the afore mentioned "bodily fluids" now being excreted by Mr. Beck after the reviews from Wednesdays gala muti city premier started to "Pour In".
Well, thanks to reader Steve, from Toledo, Ohio, I have found the perfect marketing match.
A product pairing made in heaven or something like that...Pittsburgh? Findlay...Des Moines?  The promo for Handerpants is real and you should consider buying a pair or two today!

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