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On November 7, 2013, Libertarian Fox Business host John Stossel on Thursday said he was outraged that most government services like the military and "organ selling" had not been turned over to private business. In a segment titled "Time to Privatize," Stossel told the hosts of Fox & Friends that the beauty of privatizing the government was that private companies were easier to fire if they didn't live up to the promise of proving better services at a lower cost. 

Now actually, what could be more disgusting than a conservative right wing mother fucker lecturing to people about their rights to do what they like with their bodies? Why wouldn't just be animal justice of for the women of America to just take in out in back of the barn?  Is this not just one more example of conservative Twist-o-flex logic? The same Twist-o-Flex illogical conservative reasoning that argues against Food Stamps saying “People who are poor do not deserve to have children.  I’ve seen these people with 1,2, 5 children"

Ironically, many of these are the same who claim that abortion in cases of rape and incest is wrong, “because the babies didn’t do anything wrong.” Is there anything as twist-0-flex as a ‘conservative’ Christian’s mind?

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Actually, Stossel was pissed because he tried to auction off the mostly unused portion of his tiny brain and couldn't  even get a high bid of a nickle. 
Do I hear 5 cents? 4 cents? 3 cents? A frikin penny? 
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